Asking for a friend

Similar to the 'Kiss the Bride' tradition, is not the kissing under the mistletoe XMAS tradition appropriate as it only happens that one time, in this case once a year, despite any given relationship status?
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and people wonder why I don't sleep

In my musings and wanderings around livejournal I found wtf_omgz. It's not what you'd call work safe. Probably not safe for the home either. Can't really think of anywhere it would be safe really but that's not the point. My curiosity being what it is promoted this thought and I only listed the community for comparative purposes.

Do you know of, or can you find, a more offensive and/or disgusting community than that?
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lost my hat

a little embarrassed here

Quite often I'll kick back on my bed, stretched out on the mattress, and watch television. As the little box fills my head with lies I'll stretch my legs out and sometimes rest a foot up on the wall nearby. Occasionally I'll let my foot swing back and forth from there and this most recent time brings us to the following question.

Have you ever managed to kick yourself in the nuts?
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Dead dead dead

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Lately I've bee going on 10 miles walks/bike rides from work to get home at night. I've decided that walking should only be for desperate measures as my body is in such pain when I wake up the following morning. But I got to thinking while I was walking and I wondered:

What's the most strenuous thing you've ever put your body through that either sex can relate to? (i.e. no birthing stories as the closest a man can get to relating to a birthing story is passing a stone which still does not compare, I'm told).

I'm the red line.